April 2011
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Dear Future Girlfriend,
notestomyfuturegirlfriend: I’m a geek. My favourtie movie saga is Star Wars. I watch Torchwood and will go on forever about Doctor Who. I love combat and action games, like Call of Duty and will stay up the whole night playing my Xbox. I hope you don’t mind. When you’re mine, I want to stay in bed all day and watch my geeky movies and play my action games with you, I’ll even let you win some of...
Apr 30th
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Apr 30th
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Dear Future Girlfriend,
notestomyfuturegirlfriend: I want our daughter to know all about superheroes. Love, Me
Apr 30th
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Apr 29th
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Dear Future Girlfriend,
notestomyfuturegirlfriend: Lately, I have been winning all of my Pokemon battles for you. Love, Me  (This is for my own personal Batman. Thanks for letting me be a huge dork.)
Apr 29th
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Dear Future Girlfriend,
notestomyfuturegirlfriend: I just want you to be happy. Love, Me
Apr 29th
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Dear Future Girlfriend,
notestomyfuturegirlfriend: I’m looking up at the sky and making my silly little wishes. Can you guess what I’m wishing for? Take a look at yourself and you’ll know right away. Love, Me
Apr 29th
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Dear Future Girlfriend,
hellonhoverskates: notestomyfuturegirlfriend: I am not trying to impress you by saying this, but… I’m Batman. Love, Me Walk in. Tumblr this. What do? REBLOG. BECAUSE I AM BATMAN.  Does this mean you’re getting married to Sherlock Holmes? …I’m so confused.
Apr 29th
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OPEN LETTER TO THE REVIEWER WHO SAID GLEE FEATURED...
I go to a high school most parents would want to send their kids to. At least, your idea of parents. It is Catholic, run by Dominican Sisters, highly conservative, and located directly in the middle of the Bible Belt. The girls are all expected to act and look in accordance with a specific, very stereotypically feminine image. 100% of students go on to college. I have attended this school all four...
Apr 28th
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Apr 28th
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I just need this in one convenient post.
fydarrencriss: Because, holy shit, Chris Colfer is just too fucking handsome  THIS IS THE POST I NEEDED. Because recap: Me watching Born this Way: OH MY GOD ALKJFDAKGHALKDJ KURT I ADORE YOU I LOVE YOU SO MUCH My brother: Nicole, he’s gay. Me: Well I don’t mean love as in I want to sleep with him /EWWW/ No, I love him like I want to be his best friend and cuddle with...
Apr 28th
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Apr 28th
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Apr 28th
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Apr 27th
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Apr 27th
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Apr 26th
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“I asked God if it was okay to be melodramatic and she said yes I asked her if...”
– Kaylin Haught
Apr 26th
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Apr 26th
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Apparently, this is the way my life is now.
-Watch marathon of RuPaul’s Drag Race in preparation for the finale. -Educate clueless brothers on finer points of drag/gay culture. Laugh inside. -Watch finale of RuPaul’s Drag Race (called it, by the way). -Take shower -Think about going to sleep… Buuuuuuut wait, I’ll just check tumblr first. It’ll only take five minutes. -Nearly an hour later, still obsessing...
Apr 26th
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Apr 26th
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“The transgendered community has to be protected. I just don’t have any tolerance...”
– Barack Obama (via ambitionbird) Did he seriously say this? I googled it, and confirmed it, but I still can’t believe it. This is amazing. (via man-over-matter) i’m gonna kiss the president on the face (via sirjesushchrist) PEOPLE WONDERED WHY I LIKE OBAMA SO MUCH THIS IS WHY I LIKE OBAMA SO...
Apr 26th
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Apr 25th
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Apr 25th
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Apr 25th
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Apr 25th
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Apr 25th
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Okay, Game of Thrones
I want femslash, and I want it now.
Apr 25th
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Twenty or thirty years from now, I want to sit...
And when I do, I want to tell them this: It doesn’t matter how you look, how you dress, what people think of you. If I have daughters, I want to tell them that just because you’re a tomboy doesn’t mean you’re not a real girl, and just because you’re what society generally considers feminine doesn’t mean that you can’t be strong. If I have sons, I want to...
Apr 24th
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Every time I watch Gaga's "Telephone" video I fall...
Also, I ship Gaga/Honeybee hard-fucking-core. …God, I am such a lesbian.
Apr 24th
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Apr 22nd
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Hell on Hoverskates: Life in Jesusland USA: TN... →
hellonhoverskates: paperquake: hellonhoverskates: I know. Just when I think that the South couldn’t possibly get any more ignorant, they do what they do best: go back to the 1930s. Or the 1830s, for that matter.  I’m pretty sure we have more things to worry about than second graders learning that Heather has two mommies. Like maybe knowing the definition of the word “neutral.” Southern...
Apr 22nd
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Apr 22nd
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Hell on Hoverskates: Life in Jesusland USA: TN... →
hellonhoverskates: I know. Just when I think that the South couldn’t possibly get any more ignorant, they do what they do best: go back to the 1930s. Or the 1830s, for that matter.  I’m pretty sure we have more things to worry about than second graders learning that Heather has two mommies. Like maybe knowing the definition of the word “neutral.”
Apr 22nd
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Apr 19th
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Apr 19th
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GUYS TOMORROW NIGHT I'M GOING TO, DRUMROLL PLEASE
scornandritz: LADY GAGA
Apr 19th
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FINALLY PICKED UP A COPY OF /GOOD OMENS./
FIFTY PAGES IN: /OH MY GOD(DESS)/ 
Apr 17th
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Apr 17th
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Stop the "Don't Say Gay" Bill in Tennessee  →
holymotherofhnng: As introduced, the bill requires that “no public elementary or middle school shall provide any instruction or material that discusses sexual orientation other than heterosexuality. “ This bill would tie the hands of school counselors, school psychologists, teachers, principals and other school employees in protecting our children. If a child is experiencing issues relating to...
Apr 17th
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Also known as: Katie tries to bite her lip and be...
scornandritz: Look I did it! NOW I’M GOING TO EAT DINNER. DON’T JUDGE ME. Read More  Actually, it does work. Very well. My baby is the cutest baby in the ‘verse. And ain’t nobody gonna convince me different.
Apr 17th
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No, I haven't watched Hetalia in /ages/, but it's...
guizhou: *  /coos and paws at computer screen
Apr 16th
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Apr 16th
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Hell on Hoverskates: My life in Jesusland USA:... →
hellonhoverskates: Today was the Day of Silence. As far as I know, I was one of 3 participants in my 270-something student school. I walked in with duct tape across my mouth like a fearless bastard and these girls were walking by me. The first one said, “Oh. Why are you—?” and the second said, “Ignore her. She’s…  Darling: One, you’re welcome for the notebook. ‘Twas nothing....
Apr 16th
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AMEN. Preach it, AfterEllen (and Lady Gaga) →
An article written in response to the J. Crew nail polish controversy. WHICH IS SO, SO RIGHT. If that little boy in the ad is gay, okay, he’s gay. His mother is not going to emasculate this kid by GIVING HIM WHAT HE WANTS. I’m sorry that we’re supposed to limit our children and tell them no, you can’t like the color pink, you’re a boy. It’s ridiculous.
Apr 15th
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oh my God, if I dress my babies in the wrong... →
Apr 15th
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This is why I love my Latin class.
Me. Mr. Keiser, do you have any idea how loud you are? I could hear you all the way down the hall. Keiser. I can’t help it. I was born this way. Me. Oh, thanks, Gaga. Keiser. /laughs/
Apr 15th
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So it's now a 50/50 whether I'll go to college....
Apr 15th
boomingfiend asked: 1000 Zeitgeist Noahs

Chris paced blissfully back and forth. Barefoot dread filled his heart. Zach should have been home at least an hour ago and it wasn't like him to be late. Oh, my plaid love, Chris thought. Where could you be?

Just then, the phone rang. It was the police. Zach had been taken hostage by Sacrosanct Dat Tongue, a supervillain who had the city in...
Apr 15th
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I am participating in the Day of Silence tomorrow,...
And there’s the possibilty that tomorrow could be really, really bad, because my school could get me in a lot of trouble for doing it. But the thing is, every time I think about not doing it, there’s this wrenching feeling in my stomach. And yes, I might have to talk halfway through, because I really can’t afford getting in trouble with the administration again, but you know...
Apr 15th
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WatchWatch
chaiafterdinner: John Stewart… Toemageddon 2011: This Little Piggy Went to Hell highly recommended viewing about the J-Crew ad with the pink toed child  Worth watching for Jon Stewart’s facial expressions alone.
Apr 14th
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