RIGHT THIS SECOND. DROP WHAT YOU’RE DOING AND GET YOUR SWEET ASS OVER TO THIS SITE, BECAUSE IT’S GORGEOUS.
The first thing I hear is, “Oh my god, they have Inception shirts.” Which read: “Some Point Men marry Forgers. Get over it. H8 is unoriginal, darling.” Which are wonderful and force me to make grabby hands at the computer screen.
Then I tell my friend about them, and my only complaint is: “They have Inception, Doctor Who, Torchwood, Supernatural, Merlin… WHERE IS THE STAR TREK?”
About ten minutes later, while refreshing the page: “Some Captains marry Vulcans. Get over it. H8 is illogical.” I squeal with joy.
Then today, just when I thought I couldn’t be any happier? THIS HAPPENS TO PROVE ME WRONG.
I’m going to be sending these lovely people SO much money. My bank account is crying tears of blood.
In religion class, we just started reading a “book” (as my friend would say “WITH AS MANY AIR QUOTES AS POSSIBLE”) called The Snakebite Letters by Peter Kreeft (if that IS his real name). It’s basically modeled after C.S. Lewis’s The Screwtape Letters, but it’s badly…
BABY I AM SO SO SORRY. I hate that you have to deal with that awful “book” and those awful people. /hugs
OKAY SO I'M WATCHING GAME OF THRONES LIKE THE KIND OF SCI-FI/FANTASY NERD WHO /HASN'T/ READ THE BOOKS
And I’m thinking, Okay, gods and goddesses of slash, I swear to you they’re implying that Renly and Loras are gay. I mean, they’re being pretty damn obvious about it, right? But then, this is TV, and TV doesn’t acknowledge the gay. Even if this is HBO, I don’t really want to get my hopes up only for—- OH MY GODS /ACTUAL CANON SLASH SCENE./ WITH BLOWJOBS. ACTUALFACTS BLOWJOBS.
Basically, giant motherfucking WIN, Game of Thrones.
And since I have the inability to ever be straightforward, it's a three way tie between Pocahontas, Mulan, and Belle
[ ] One of your parents is dead  You are expected to do a lot of chores [x] You love to dress up [x] You love animals  You are waiting patiently for your Prince Charming [ ] Your mom is really strict [ ] You have sisters who seem kind of jealous of you  You’re afraid to speak your mind sometimes [x] You have left your shoes at a friend’s house before [ ] You have blonde hair TOTAL: 3
Belle: [X] You’ve kissed someone your friends didn’t like [x] You’ve been lost in the forest [x] You love to read [x] You are not shy at all, and not afraid to speak your mind [x] One of your family members is a bit weird [x] You have done volunteer work [x] You have a wild imagination [x] You love to take care of people in need  You’ve had guys like you only because they think you’re pretty [ ] You’ve rejected at least one person when they’ve asked you out TOTAL: 8
Jasmine: [ ] Your dad is very rich/important [x]You are very clever [X] You’ve been with someone way different from you [x] You’re unique and different from everyone else [x] You’d never marry someone just because they were rich [ ] You have set a lot of goals for yourself [ ] You don’t have a lot of friends [x] You’re independent [ ] You are wealthy [ ] Your parents try to control your life TOTAL: 5
Ariel [x] Your parents expect a lot from you [ ] You really try to follow the rules, but it’s hard for you [x] You’re a bit of a trouble maker [ ] You’re the youngest in your family or in the last 2 [ ] You have a lot of sisters (3 or more)  You collect something  You have/had red hair [x] You have/had a pet fish [x] You’re extremely curious [ ] You believe everything people tell you/you’re a bit gullible TOTAL: 4
Snow White:  You know that you’re beautiful [ ] Sometimes it seems like your mom is jealous of you  You’ve almost been killed [x] You have at least seven good friends [ ] You’ve had food poisoning [x]You have/had short hair [x] You get along with almost everyone [x] All of your friends are different [x]You love to have a good time [ ]You’re happier when you’re out of the house than in TOTAL: 5
Mulan: [x] You can be a tomboy sometimes. [X] People wish you could be a bit more girly [x]You’ve pretended to be someone you’re not [X]You’ve had a physical fight with someone [x] You have/had considered running away from home [ ] Your parents try to plan your life out [x]A lot of your friends are [were] boys [ ] You often find yourself in bad situations [x] You feel like the world’s against you. [x]Your principles are more important to you than anything else. TOTAL: 8
Aurora: [ ]You live/have lived with someone other than your parents [ ] You almost died at a very young age [x] You are gentle, loving, and/or thoughtful You have a decent singing voice [ ] You like to sleep in late on the weekends [ ] You spend most of your time outside [ ] You’re adopted [x] You’re very romantic [ ] Pink is one of your favorite colors [ ] You constantly sleep in. TOTAL: 2
Pocahontas: [x] You love to walk around and explore big cities [x] You are more spiritual than religious [x] You’ve been in an interracial relationship [x] One of your family members is dead [ ] Your parents are/were very protective of you [x] Someone you know has been in war [x] You love nature [ ] You have/had black hair [x] You would love to move somewhere exotic and beautiful [x] You’re very adventurous TOTAL: 8
Rapunzel: [ ] You’re an orphaned child or have an evil step-mother [x] You have many different hobbies to keep you busy [x] You can get really bored [ ] You have very long hair [ ] Your hair is bright Blonde [x] You’re an artsy person  You’re childish [ ] You can’t wait to stop the same routine each day and start living. Yet the thought of leaving is scary. [x] You care about others and their feelings  You like to follow the rules. Sometimes you cannot for your own good and then you feel conflicted and worry about how your mother will react.
“Mamihlapinatapai (sometimes spelled mamihlapinatapei) is a word from the Yaghan language of Tierra del Fuego, listed in The Guinness Book of World Records as the “most succinct word”, and is considered one of the hardest words to translate. It refers to “a look shared by two people, each wishing that the other would initiate something that they both desire but which neither wants to [initiate].”—A Wikipedia article on my new favorite word.
“25. And the Lord spake unto the Angel that guarded the eastern gate, saying, Where is the flaming sword which was given unto thee?
26. And the Angel said, I had it here only a moment ago, I must have put it down some where, forget my own head next.
27. And the Lord did not ask him again.”—Genesis 3:25–27, Good Omens (via asphyxiette)
And another thing (what, you thought you were getting rid of me for ten seconds?)
The thing that really breaks my heart in this episode, more than Karofsky, more than Brittana, more than any of the other angst, is Kurt’s face when Mr. Principal Man Whose Name I am Constantly Forgetting says he’s been elected Prom Queen.
Mostly because of the shiny fucking HOPE that has been radiating from his face all episode. The entire time he’s talking about how everything’s fine, he’s happy back at McKinley, he’s able to go to prom with his boyfriend, Karofsky is getting better, all his friends are really supportive, he isn’t getting pushed around anymore. He’s genuinely happy, without that vague cloud of fear that’s been hanging over his head about being out and proud.
And then this happens, and you can just see on his face how crushed he is. How everything he thought was going to be okay just crashes down around him. It’s one of the most heartbreaking things I have ever seen on television.