So I’m screwing around in the Cyber Cafe 

And I get this email from College Prowler that I open because I’m bored, and they have links to all these quizzes/trivia things/whatever. So I open the one with superhero trivia, thinking it’ll be something fun and mindless. Then I get this question:

2. Professor Charles Xavier is the mastermind behind which superhero group?
wrong answerFantastic Four
correct answerX-Men
wrong answerSuper Friends
wrong answerThe Avengers
Professor X can control your mind and get you to do stuff,
just like you’re pledging!
GUYS, IT’S CARPE BREWSKI