artcrystals:

There’s a lot of favors
I’m prepared to do
You do one for Mama
She’ll do one for you

Sybil Moran and Jemma Moriarty: murder and mayhem outsourcing — for a price.

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whoever said crime doesn’t pay? | consulting criminals au, part one

with Michael Fassbender as Sebastian Moran, compatible with the consulting crime series

This is how it works: we set the price, you pay, we get the job done. We contact you, not the other way round. You try to question our methods, our deal is over. You try to screw us, we’ll burn the heart out of you. Understood?

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octopifer:

“Isn’t there an app for this?”

Take your boyfriend to work day.

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nixiesaurus:

I imagine Moran is up in the balcony while they’re reading, and just white knuckling the chair’s seat by his thighs, and he’s just so fucking angry because Jim let it get this far, but he’s in a courtroom and can’t do shit about it.  So he just sits and stares, but accidentally lets that guttural rumble of displeasure leave his chest, and kind of like a shepherd and sheep, Jim’s ears are the only ones that actually hear it, take notice, and know what the sound is, and so Jim’s just standing there thinking:

“Sebastian’s here?  I told him not to come.  Was that his growl?”

“Yeah, that was his growl.  Petulant tiger fit.”

“Come on, sweetie, calm down, they can’t touch me.  Don’t be so angry.”

“It is quite alright.  Let Daddy work.  I’ve got this under control…”

And in that last gif, he already knows his master scheme, and so he has that like look on his face, where he knows that the next few months will be hard, but like pulling a splinter out, it hurts like hell, but it has to be done, because if you don’t fix the problem, the splinter will fester in the flesh.

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sherlockismysuicidenote:

lexisgayarts:

myfortuneandterrorandrapture:

After the fall, Jim dissapears. He suffers of memory loss, but for months he’s had dreams of a man called Sebastian. Meanwhile, that man’s looking for him relentlessly.

Thanks for the creys.

Not a huge fan of this pair, but my god, this is brilliant. BRILLIANT.

Everything hurts

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octopifer:

“You’re filthy!”

Moran just wants some lovin’ after a job well done, but Moriarty always has some place to be.

For the Anon who requested my favorite Sherlock Pairing.

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cjludd:

here, darling, dressing to kill and dressing to impress are the exact. same. thing.

(aw ty <3)

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ibringwithmethedead:

taggianto-too:

walkamongstthestars:

sherlockholmesandimnotdead:

I doubt Sebastian will ever have 5 minutes to himself if Jim can help it.

It’s almost scary just how Johnlock they are. What.

There is no universe in which this is not perfect.

This is why I love MorMor.

ohmyfuck, dying, holyshit

(Source: bahorelandscarletopinions, via gatisss)

“You know, sentiment is a chemical defect found in the losing side.”

(via buckynats)

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dramatis-echo:

#femlock | ‘jim’ moriarty & ‘seb’ moran

when the spring is cold, where do robins go?
what makes winters lonely, now at last I know.

ladyshipwreck:

xuebot:

also,

For Seb
PS I hate you

(And.. I may be taking requests? Leave one in my ask box yo)

JESUS CHRIST THIS IS GOOD.

PS Hate you more, boss.

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bang bang, my baby shot me down

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